Ambient red and blue light along with a steady bass chime from Music Box when you approach its opaque glass threshold. Entering, you’re initiated into a sacred society defended by large muscled men with ropes ensuring you listen to the music. Not sure how to dress for “trendy,” as the […]
Read moreThe first time I heard a raver talking about candy, I assumed it was a euphemism for drugs. However, the word is actually spelled “kandi”, and it refers to the beaded bracelets that are traded around at EDM festivals. Kandi is just one of the unique aspects of EDM culture […]
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The Lumineers, Jack White, Pink Floyd, and Prince have as many things in common as we have with them, but all these artists do share one thing- they all ban cellphones at their shows. Topics concerning cellphones range from how much screen time a […]
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Every election year, candidates try to create the most outrageous and unique t-shirts, hats, and buttons for their constituents. Some of the more popular items this election were Hillary Clinton’s “Love Trumps Hate” and Donald Trump’s iconic “Make America Great Again” trucker hat. Many constituents wear their memorabilia with pride […]
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The views expressed in this satirical article are not those of The USD Vista staff, the University of San Diego, or its student body. This article is a work of parody. 1. Sign your dead relatives up to vote Great Uncle Bob and Great Aunt Suzie would have had a […]
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Coming soon to television: the Trump News Network. Out of all the speculations, rumors, and conspiracies throughout this year’s election, the possibility of a Trump News Network sounds more and more promising. The conspiracy has attempted to point to the real reason behind Donald Trump’s presidential candidacy. Some believe that […]
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Money isn’t new to politics, but the way people are spending it in this election is borderline unethical. Advertisements, canvassing, and a team of political communication experts are expensive. Now, there seems to be a new part of the budget allocated to hiring hackers and hecklers. Politicians hire experts to […]
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NEW YORK—A former seventh grader has come forward with shocking allegations against Donald Trump, which could further damage Mr. Trump’s chances of winning the presidency. The now-man, who prefers to be referred to only under the pseudonym William, alleges that Mr. Trump repeatedly stole his lunch money during the year […]
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