The views expressed in this satirical article are not those of The USD Vista staff, the University of San Diego, or its student body. This article is a work of parody. 1. Sign your dead relatives up to vote Great Uncle Bob and Great Aunt Suzie would have had a […]
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Coming soon to television: the Trump News Network. Out of all the speculations, rumors, and conspiracies throughout this year’s election, the possibility of a Trump News Network sounds more and more promising. The conspiracy has attempted to point to the real reason behind Donald Trump’s presidential candidacy. Some believe that […]
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Money isn’t new to politics, but the way people are spending it in this election is borderline unethical. Advertisements, canvassing, and a team of political communication experts are expensive. Now, there seems to be a new part of the budget allocated to hiring hackers and hecklers. Politicians hire experts to […]
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NEW YORK—A former seventh grader has come forward with shocking allegations against Donald Trump, which could further damage Mr. Trump’s chances of winning the presidency. The now-man, who prefers to be referred to only under the pseudonym William, alleges that Mr. Trump repeatedly stole his lunch money during the year […]
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The movement began with the verdict from the National Football League (NFL) owners almost 11 months ago. This Nov. 8, it could come crashing to a halt and steal the San Diego Chargers from hometown fans in the process. Back in January, with three teams competing for approval from the […]
Read moreCandidates spew tasteless remarks on national television, and our dinner table conversations revolve around these colorful political assertions. This year’s election is one for the books. Although the University of San Diego has a small student body, it is diverse enough to represent opposing bureaucratic views. This in turn generates […]
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The Electoral College is composed of 538 electors who cast the votes to ultimately decide the President and Vice President of the United States. The 538 electors are derived from the 435 representatives in the House of Representatives, 100 senators, and three electors given to the District of Columbia. The […]
Read moreFor many students at the University of San Diego, this election season marks the first time they are able to vote in a presidential election. Historically, the college-aged demographic seems to be one of the least represented at the polls. Given the intense political climate, many students are passionate about […]
Read moreIt’s no secret that this presidential election has torn the country apart, but it has torn many families apart too, including my own. I come from a conservative family in Texas, and I was raised in a suburb with little diversity and almost zero economic struggle. No one needed social […]
Read moreThe San Diego Chargers have long been rumored to be bolting for a new home in the Los Angeles area at the end of this season. On Nov. 8, registered voters in San Diego County will vote on Measure C, which, if passed, would build a publicly-funded convadium—a convention center […]
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