VH1 brings new reality dating show to USD
Albus Severus Potter
Women will have chance to compete to make sweet music with Zac Efron
For several years, millions of people have enjoyed watching three different sets of women battle it out for rapper Flavor Flav’s heart. Flavor Flav, who is short, very thin and has a mouth full of golden glittering teeth, has thousands of women submit casting tapes to appear on his show and compete in games that often involve making a fool of themselves, writhing around in food, being seen only as sexual objects and getting alcohol poisoning.
Women of University of San Diego, you could be next!
VH1 announced Tuesday they are bringing a brand new reality dating show exclusively to the women of USD.
“The women are smoking hot, the campus is gorgeous and the drama is contagious,” Producer Guy Burgeson said of the reasons why VH1 chose USD as its next show’s location. “We couldn’t pass up the chance to find our next group of women and take advantage of the perfect weather. Not to mention our crew is crazy about the cafeteria food.”
VH1 is pleased to introduce “High School Musical” star Zac Efron in his first ever reality television show as the object of the women’s affection. The show is tentatively titled, “Who Wants to Make Sweet Sweet Music with Zac Efron?”
No musical experience is necessary for applicants, but there are some requirements for entry. Efron has listed qualities he admires in a woman as “innocence, maturity and lacking experience with a digital camera or webcam.” Could this mean he is searching for a girl that might value privacy somewhat more than, say, 18-year-old ex-girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens, who was infamously involved in a scandal when naked pictures of her were leaked over the internet. Of course, she apologized to her fans and Disney let her keep her job, so perhaps promiscuity does pay off.
Whether applicants to the show want to use this as a model or not, it is up to them. Either way, Burgeson described the show as a chance for the women of USD to “show their classy side, their sassy side and their backside.”
Burgeson even hinted at the fact that being on the show could be worked into a resume as “human communications experience” and “developing a competitive edge.” Winning a catfight against another girl or yelling outlandish racial slurs could certainly set you apart from your peers.
Efron himself issued a statement on the new show, stating that he is, “overjoyed at the prospect of finding true love.” Efron plans to put his own personal style into the show as well, having an effect on the challenges the women will face to receive dates with him as well as other rewards.
“One of the challenges will be how well each woman can style my hair,” Efron said. “My hair is my trademark and I take very good care of it. A woman who is going to love me has to love my hair first.”
This new reality show is certain to bring thrills and chills, and VH1 is expecting it to be one of their most popular shows yet. Viewers can expect more of the action they have come to love and cherish from shows such as “I Love New York” and “Rock of Love,” including, but not limited to, the throwing of glass onto the ground in an act of pure rage, the flashing of the buttocks as a sign of indignation, and, my personal favorite, the awkward look-around-the-room on a double date as the object of your affection swaps saliva with another girl right in front of you and you obligingly let it happen.
USD is excited to host what is sure to be an honorable and prestigious show and showcase the classy women that call the school home.
To make an appointment for the casting call, contact, Burgeson at exploitation@yahoo.com.