Oliver Wood There is a new sport that will be arriving at the University of San Diego this fall. And many students have felt that it should have been instated a long time ago. The time has come for USD, and this fall the inaugural Root Beer Pong Collegiate League […]
Read moreVoldemort You have to be 16 to get a license, 18 to buy cigs and risque films and 21 to purchase alcoholic beverages. In January 2009, concert venues in the San Diego area will begin to enforce a new age restriction on its music-loving residents. Due to countless bar fights […]
Read moreVoldemort In season four of “The Office,” it was revealed that the Schrute Farm at which Dwight resides is being run as an “agritourism” bed and breakfast. The Nielsen ratings for that particular episode were so high, and the viewer feedback so positive, that NBC has decided to base an […]
Read moreHarry Potter This year’s presidential campaign has crossed more lines than race and gender for the Democratic party. According to The Associated Press, presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have ended their rivalry in style: with dinner for two on Tuesday in Hershey, Pa., where the two were campaigning […]
Read moreLee Jordan March Madness is a great event. There is nothing better than watching USD dominate UConn like we are the better seed. But it got me thinking about the next big sports event. This summer the 2008 Olympics are being held in China. I don’t know about you, but […]
Read moreVictor Krum If you’re reading this, you’re alive – congratulations. I’ve been locked in the same room for three days, trying to survive and trying to make sense of it all. I can only give you my account of what happened, but I’m sure you have your own story to […]
Read moreDraco Malfoy It’s springtime, which means warmer weather, baseball, the end of college basketball and the start of the NBA playoffs. For us fashionable guys, it means one thing: we need to get our spring outfits together. But don’t panic, because I have provided some surefire fashion tips for the […]
Read moreAlbus Severus Potter Women will have chance to compete to make sweet music with Zac Efron For several years, millions of people have enjoyed watching three different sets of women battle it out for rapper Flavor Flav’s heart. Flavor Flav, who is short, very thin and has a mouth full […]
Read moreNeville Longbottom The university recently gave final approval to a plan to build an on-campus roller coaster. The roller coaster, named the Twirling Torero, is scheduled to open in the fall of 2012. Groundbreaking will begin next fall, the week students begin classes. The administration decided to delay work on […]
Read moreNymphadora Tonks An April Fool’s Day prank gone wrong ended up causing mayhem on USD’s campus. It started Tuesday morning 7 a.m. when nine students dressed in black and ran to every emergency phone on campus, pressing the button to yell fake crises before running off to the next phone […]
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