Draco Malfoy It’s springtime, which means warmer weather, baseball, the end of college basketball and the start of the NBA playoffs. For us fashionable guys, it means one thing: we need to get our spring outfits together. But don’t panic, because I have provided some surefire fashion tips for the […]
Read moreAlbus Severus Potter Women will have chance to compete to make sweet music with Zac Efron For several years, millions of people have enjoyed watching three different sets of women battle it out for rapper Flavor Flav’s heart. Flavor Flav, who is short, very thin and has a mouth full […]
Read moreNeville Longbottom The university recently gave final approval to a plan to build an on-campus roller coaster. The roller coaster, named the Twirling Torero, is scheduled to open in the fall of 2012. Groundbreaking will begin next fall, the week students begin classes. The administration decided to delay work on […]
Read moreNymphadora Tonks An April Fool’s Day prank gone wrong ended up causing mayhem on USD’s campus. It started Tuesday morning 7 a.m. when nine students dressed in black and ran to every emergency phone on campus, pressing the button to yell fake crises before running off to the next phone […]
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